The Eastleigh Murders

A rather sad story

According to credible sources which the News On Foot's (NOF) Minja Qodax has interviewed, that last night in Eastgleigh, one Somali was killed while three others were seriously wounded by an armed gang that has terrorized the whole of Eastleigh till 7 oclock this morning. The incident comes few days after a similar gang has been reported to have robbed a Somali owned lodging in which monies and approximately 40 mobile phones have been robbed.

Last night's incident has affected 7 Somali owned lodging which the gang has robbed simultaneously. So far, local media and press houses have not picked up on the story hence the News On Foot's dedicated covering :).

On other stories, the police are still cracking down on the so-called 'Mungiki Sect' resulting in the killings of men and women with an alleged connection to the sect. The media reports that the government has uncovered the remnants of uniforms worn by police officers who have been killed in Mungiki's retaliatory acts.
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